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If you cuold fuck any person in the world...
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Lord Raffles
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My secretary... because of her tits.
SSgt_Sniper
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I would say, but I don't want to offend one of the guys here. Because I like the person my choice would effect. That may sound stupid. I don't know. Hope you can understand the point I was trying to get at. Because the insomnia is really starting to have serious effects on my ability to string together stuff. I need to settle down for some good, day long sleep really soon.
SSgt_Sniper
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Pretty much.Bladev1 said:
SSgt_Sniper
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No, it's not her. She's an awesome friend, but I don't want to fuck her. The emotions from our friendship would get in the way anyway, and foul it all up. No, the person I want to just fuck is someone else. And I'm going to continue being as clear as mud about that.Lilith said:
Paladin
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Here are TWO females I would break a nut for a chance to fuck. They are absolute fucking BABES! When I first saw ELISHA CUTHBERT for the first time on television when she was but a very young child I KNEW she was going to become a fucking HOTTIE. Was PALADIN right or was he right? I should have been a Talent Scout! I said the exact same thing when I first saw CAMILLA BELLE on television as a little girl. I can spot talent a mile away. I KNEW they were going to become stars. This is on TELEVISION remember? I am going to contact a few Hollywood Agencies and tell them about my prowess. I have the ability to know which bitches will be big stars and which would not.
Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle.
Camilla Belle
Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert and Camilla Belle.
Camilla Belle
Elisha Cuthbert
Paladin
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Hambil said:
Yes, please contact hollywood and tell them about your ability to detect hot little girls. Say it loudly and repeatedly.
How do you think THEY started? *pats the dumbass atop his head* It is all in the eye and a superior brain. I took one look at those two and said 'they will DEFINITELY be in movies one day!' Who is laughing now bitch? Had I been in Hollywood working for one of their talent agencies I would be a VERY wealthy man today. The very same talent scouts who began by looking at 'little girls' are millionaires many times over. How wealthy do you think Lindsay Lohan's agent is? She was discovered when she was all of 8 years of age and was on television by the age of 9. Oopsy. Last time I checked she has more cash on her person than EVERYONE IN TK COMBINED. What about HILARY DUFF? She was discovered as a 'little girl' too. Millions. How about the Olsen twins? They were but BABIES when they were discovered. Now that must be in your opinion TRULY SICK! I mean BABIES! Oh wait. They are worth almost $2 BILLION dollars. CASH. Now then. What would their agent's cut be? Oh yes. Something around perhaps 5%? Whooooeee! The fucker could RETIRE.
Wait. I believe you were saying something about viewing little girls?? Let me look for the agent for the Olsen twins. I think he is in the middle of purchasing a country right now. Perhaps he could get back to you another time yes? I shall inform him a fool who spends 24 hours a day being an Admin for a simple forum site on the internet is laughing at him.
Paladin
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Sarek said:Sherrie' Austin, country music star from Australia.
Not only is she hot, but she and my wife share a lot of physical traits.
What? They are both gap-toothed crack whores? Sherrie Austin is no hottie. I have seen her and all I can say is 'YAWN'.
Be honest now. Who would you rather fuck? Sherrie Austin or one of Camilla Belle or Elisha Cuthbert (re: my post as above)?