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If you had an identical twin with a better life than you...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...and this twin somehow died and somehow only you knew of it (say, you murdered the twin, for example) would you steal the twin's identity and live their superior life?

I don't even know why I'm asking since the answer is obviously YES.
 
CaptainWacky said:
...and this twin somehow died and somehow only you knew of it (say, you murdered the twin, for example) would you steal the twin's identity and live their superior life?

I don't even know why I'm asking since the answer is obviously YES.
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I'm far too lazy to do that. Wouldn't it be good if your identical twin was a fit woman? Could that work?
 
That would mean Wacky was a fit woman too though
 
I think I've just creamed my pants.
 
I would pretend to be him with amnesia, bang his wife, hatch evil plots, spew long monologues, and make sinister faces. Cause then it'd be like a real life soap opera, which is awesome.
 
What if he was Danny DeVito?
 
then, not so much.
 
With my luck, my twin would be straight. :(
 
Yeah, as A THREE BOB NOTE.
 
Steel girders bend when they go near eggs. I'm really not so sure about his twin being straight.
 
Doesn't matter anyway, just say you want to "experiment" and sew your hot wife's vagina up.
 
I'm liking the amnesia angle. It's a get out of jail free card whenever anyone asks you personal shit you don't know.
 
and sail off in a canoe leaving your wife to tell the kids you are dead?
 
Or she could tell them you sailed off in a canoe.
 
At least that way they won't scream when you come back a few months later.

(although you could then pretend to be their uncle, if no one knows your twin is dead)
 
What happens when one conjoined (LOL I'M BEING PC) twin dies but the other is still healthy? Or do they generally die at the same time (since they must be sharing vital organs otherwise they'd be cut apart...I've just answer my own question I suppose.)
 
I wonder if it's illegal for conjoined twins to have sex with each other.
 
nope, they call it "double masturbation go good happy fun-time extravaganza". perfectly legal.
 
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