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If you really love me

Jibbles

Jibbles

Shit Lord, Esq.
If you really love me

the way you say you do

if you love me half as much as I love you

you would pluck a planet from the sky

you would use a star to dot the eye in

I love you

that is what you'd do

you take a dreary day and you paint it blue

if you loved me unconditionally

these are the things you would do for me

because I need you like a fish needs a sea

like a fire needs oxygen

like a flower needs a bee

and if you really cared about me

you'd let me videotape you while you wee

standing up in the bath, I shouldn't even have to ask

perhaps you'd store even a little more in a flask

these are just the things people do when their love for each is other true
 
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"I LOVE McDonald's babe!:hungry:"
 
We go together like a cracker and brie

like racism and ignorance

like bling and RNB

and if you really want to show that you care

you'd let me wear your underwear

when we visit your mums'

its a bit of harmless fun

I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns

there's no reason for a big to-do

if your love for one another is true
 
Because I need you like a tick needs a tock

like bananas need pajamas

like a nun needs a cock

and if you want to put your love for me first

you wouldn't go through childbirth

you'd agree to adopt

so you could stay thin

we'll get a Chinese kid

it can teach use Mandarin

and Communists don't make as much noise

and they're really good at sharing their toys

because I dig you like Aussies dig pie

like born again dig Jesus

like Jesus dug guys

and if you loved me unconditionalllllllllllllllllly
 
In our modern free-spoken society

There is a word that we still hold taboo

A word with a terrible history

Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue

Just six seemingly harmless letters

Arranged in a way that will form a word

With more power than the pieces of metal

That are forged to make swords

A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N

Just six little letters all jumbled together

Have caused damage that we may never mend

And it's important that we all respect

That if these people should happen to choose

To reclaim the word as their own

It doesn't meant the rest of you have a right to it's use

So never under estimate

The power that language imparts

Sticks and stones may break your bones

But words can break hearts

A couple of Gs - jeez, unless you've had to live it

An R and an E - even I am careful with it

An I and an N - and in the end it will only offend

Don't want to have to spell it out again...

Yeah

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger

So listen to me if you care for your health

You won't call me ginger 'less you're ginger yourself

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger
 
I think that's why the guy who plays Dexter and what's-her-name got divorced - They both somehow instinctively knew it's against God to make a super ginger.
 
Ginger, I mean Jibbles should make greeting cards.
Some poor sap won't read all the way to the end, give his wife, hi s grandmother, someone a card not knowing what it really says.

What kind of picture would be on the front of the card?
 
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