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If you recognize me on an airplane.
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jack
The Legendary Troll King
TERRORISTS HIJACK BUSH PLANE
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why? Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the passenger's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator all brust into laughter. "He's George W Bush!" they laughed. "He doesn't have any brains!"
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why? Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the passenger's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator all brust into laughter. "He's George W Bush!" they laughed. "He doesn't have any brains!"
jack
The Legendary Troll King
HIJACKING AN AIR JAMAICA PLANE
Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or
> I'll blow up this plane to pieces
>
> Jamaican: Hey B**ty Bway siddung an mine a buss yuh
> rahtid head! A wi yaad wi a go an yuh a come
> blurtnaught talk bout hijack!
>
> Hijacker: I am serious ..don't try anything funny
> Jamaican boy
>
> Jamaican:Blood fyah unu hear di likle maama man a call
> big man bway ..
>
> Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an
> feisty! Lick im fi six my yout!
>
> A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The
> captain hears the rumble...he embarks from the
> cockpit.
>
> Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu
> beating up di farrin yout?
>
> Jamaican: Captain di bway noh come talk bout Hijack
> when im si she people a try reach Kingston before
> midnight..
>
> Captain: Hijack?!!!
>
> Jamaican: Yes Captain ..im claim seh im a come blow up
> di plane an rae rae an call big man bway afta mi tell
> im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone love dance fi ketch
> 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress!
>
> Captain: **KUFF!!!!** Hey lickle pimple face coolie
> bway yuh tink yuh can come on ya an tek ova MY plane.
> **KUFF** Siddung an quiet yuself before a sail yuh
> troo di exit door.
>
> Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dat seat fi di
> res a di flight mash up wan a di rum bakkle ina im
> blastid head! Is why some a unu caan behave unuself
> dowe eeh ..cho!
>
> Crowd: **Applause**.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh
> too tan bad..waan come hijack wi plane afta wi serve
> yuh nice hat mout watering food. Dam brite! Wait til
> wi lan a Kingston.
Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or
> I'll blow up this plane to pieces
>
> Jamaican: Hey B**ty Bway siddung an mine a buss yuh
> rahtid head! A wi yaad wi a go an yuh a come
> blurtnaught talk bout hijack!
>
> Hijacker: I am serious ..don't try anything funny
> Jamaican boy
>
> Jamaican:Blood fyah unu hear di likle maama man a call
> big man bway ..
>
> Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an
> feisty! Lick im fi six my yout!
>
> A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The
> captain hears the rumble...he embarks from the
> cockpit.
>
> Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu
> beating up di farrin yout?
>
> Jamaican: Captain di bway noh come talk bout Hijack
> when im si she people a try reach Kingston before
> midnight..
>
> Captain: Hijack?!!!
>
> Jamaican: Yes Captain ..im claim seh im a come blow up
> di plane an rae rae an call big man bway afta mi tell
> im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone love dance fi ketch
> 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress!
>
> Captain: **KUFF!!!!** Hey lickle pimple face coolie
> bway yuh tink yuh can come on ya an tek ova MY plane.
> **KUFF** Siddung an quiet yuself before a sail yuh
> troo di exit door.
>
> Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dat seat fi di
> res a di flight mash up wan a di rum bakkle ina im
> blastid head! Is why some a unu caan behave unuself
> dowe eeh ..cho!
>
> Crowd: **Applause**.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh
> too tan bad..waan come hijack wi plane afta wi serve
> yuh nice hat mout watering food. Dam brite! Wait til
> wi lan a Kingston.
