if you were a really clever shapshifter.. a really smart one.

[Mentalist]

Wouldn't you turn into a giant penis and scare everyone? Why bother sucking blood and letting it out on cue. they would never expect a bunch of giant penises invading SF command. LUCKY THAT THE SPOCK AND SOCK CONNECTION ARE THERE TO BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH A PICARDS BOATNAY BAY LITTLE SHIP BRING THE DRAMA>

 

[Ishcabittle]

ROTMAWDTLT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd split in two and turn one half into Anna Paquin and the other into me and have sex with msyelf WELL YOU DID SAY A REALLY SMART ONE

 

[Caitriona]

^ OMG that is ingenious.

 

[Ishcabittle]

He is the smart one around here, it's true.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's not sarcasm.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Neither was that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I'd control both of them, wouldn't I? It would be strange.