if you were black, what would yer name be?

[Henoch]

C'mon, we know that black people name their kids strange things...

Tequisha
Latanza

...etc.

What would yer bizarre black name be??

**this is not a racially discriminatory based thread...i luv niggers!**

 

[MessengerX]

OMG FAG

 

[Henoch]

That's not a typical black name.

 

[MessengerX]

I wish to be called OMG FAG from this moment on.

 

[Henoch]

^^^I can see that name working 4 U very well.

 

[Ishcabittle]

shith-heed, only spelled shithead.

 

[Gagh]

I wish to be called OMG FAG from this moment on.

Hmmm.....

 

[RWC]

Kunta...I mean Toby.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's black for Stuart? STRUMMER-Z?

 

[The Question]

That would be "Da Bastard" -- at least, according to Gangsta Name .com

Here are a few belonging to our MF reg'lars:

Captain Wacky is now known as "No-pants Ho Slappa"
Mentalist is now known as "Slippin Bull Dodga"
Gagh is now known as "Green Egg Gat Slinga"
Eggs Mayonnaise is now known as "No-pants Rappa" (Must be related to Wacky)
BlazerBoy is now known as "Stupid-ass Hoopti Rida" (Don't yell at me, I'm NOT making these up!)
curiousA2Z is now known as "Jimbo da Rat Snatch" Whoaaaa-okay...
BDM is now known as "Supa-sprung Ass Grabba"
Friday is now known as "Dank-ass Scratchy Nutz"
Henoch is now known as "Head Cock-whacka"
Ishcabittle is now known as "Wobbly Tree Hugga"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Head Cock-whacka workds.

 

[Starship Coyote]

TQ...according to that site, my name is Sherman Tank Buddha Balls.

Funny, I would have chosen Leroy. Shows what I know.

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

CaptainWacky and myself are aliens who are infiltrating the internet by posing as spammers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's not so far from the truth.

 

[Deni]

D'oh!

Fried Green Red Snappa

 

[CaptainWacky]

Variations on a theme.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My black name is HenoQuah.

DON' EVUN!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

mine is JOHN SMITH that's right it's a while name becasue I chasgnd

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Well, I think "Big Dick McGee" works pretty well as a nigga name.

If I were black, everyone would just call me "HNIC" anyway.

 

[Neil]

Tyrone