If you were in prison with Jerry Seinfeld, would you make him your bitch?

[CaptainWacky]

I would.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If it's the only way to shut him up, I guess so.

 

[Dr Dave]

No?

 

[Volpone]

Are we talking young pretty Jew-mulleted early '90s Jerry or fat old present Jerry? And is there an alternative?

 

[Cassie]

I would probably make a shank out of my toothbrush and stab him.

 

[The Question]

I'd just stab him with the unsharpened toothbrush.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd be like "what's the deal with CaptainWacky making me his bitch?"

 

[The Question]

"Whut iz the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!al..."

 

[Dr Dave]

*shudders*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I respect him for not hugging strangers.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

It's bracing to look back on the good old days of 2016 and remember how problematic we all were.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bracing like a splash of Aqua Vulva after shaving.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

yeah! i'd make him my bitch, but i wouldn't fuck him.

bitch?...slave, that's it. jerry will be my slave in jail.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But fucking him's the whole point.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT BUTT you mean HAWR BONC