If...

[Gagh]

..I was a superhero I would be Captain Makes Women's Clothes Disappear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd be KatieMelau543

 

[Gagh]

What are her SUPER POWERS?

 

[Ishcabittle]

...I had the time, I'd create a "Fuck a Celebrity" system that was not only foolproof, but enjoyable as well (meaning no Rosie 'O Donnel).

 

[Mentalist]

I'd be The Incredible Paquin Nipple

 

[Ishcabittle]

...spamming were a crime, we'd be buying joints with cigarettes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are her SUPER POWERS?

KILLING CHINAMEN.

 

[Gagh]

...spamming were a crime, we'd be buying joints with cigarettes.

Well it isn't, so shut your fucking hole, and march your arse right on out of our forum, cock-chops.

 

[Mentalist]

I might be Bizarro Zod.

 

[Gagh]

KILLING CHINAMEN.

OMG THAT WOULD BE SUCH A KEWL POWER? THIS WAY THE SOUTH KOREANS COULD RULE TEH UNVERSE LOL!!??!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ArabJewMan - A Jew with the strength of an Arab!

 

[Gagh]

KrankieMan! - The power to shoot numerous miniature Wee Jimmy Krankie's from his fingertips at supersonic speed!

 

[Mentalist]

The Amazing Cast Wil Wheaton In Everything Man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andre The Giant's Penis For An Arm Man!

 

[Gagh]

And Wil Wheaton himself as SuperBlog Boy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The End Of The Matrix Revolutions Made No Sense Man.

 

[Gagh]

I'd be PAYPAL BOY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd be TERMIS THE VORTA'S VAGINA in that I'd "see no action" if you know what I mean (not much.)

 

[Gagh]

eSPECIALLY NOT PLEASE ACTION THIS PAYMnet by paypal!O+PO_O

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE