I'll let you in on a little secret

[George Bush]

Osama bin Laden? Dead for years. Al Qaeda? Something the boys at the Pentagon thought up of, compromised of the CIA + MI5 + Mossad; it doesn't exist, like Saddam's Death Star! Heh heh! Well now I gone done and burned my hand lighting a cigar with this $100 bill.

Now don't you go running to the papers, cause if we didn't own them anyway still they wouldn't care. Praise Jesus for a nation incapable of critical thinking; it's easier than a runnin a 'tatorship!

 

[Dual]

Yee-haw!

 

[eloisel]

Osama is not dead. He is still in my basement doing the laundry.

Saddam's death star never did exist but one does have to wonder why he had all those caches of biohazard suits stashed everywhere.

 

[jack]

Unless Obama catches a bullet, he's our next Prez, so this is all moot anyway.

 

[George Bush]

Saddam's death star never did exist but one does have to wonder why he had all those caches of biohazard suits stashed everywhere.

Now you're speaking our language! See, I bet Saddam was making the Captain Trips superfluenza. You know like in The Stand? Ahamanadajajajeenazhad better prove it wasn't taken into Iran when we [STRIKE]raped [/STRIKE]liberated Iraq if our nukular gambit doesn't work. We can't risk a smoking gun in the shape of a million corpses covered in boils. Heh heh!

 

[eloisel]

See - that is the thing right there. Caches of biohazard suits were found at the beginning of the invasion of Iraq. But, their existence and location doesn't fit with the idiot left's ideology so the biohazard suits existence becomes a soundbite, a joke, a denial.

 

[George Bush]

I agree wholeheartedly. The Iraq mission and America's duty to bring peace, prosperity, stability to the Middle East is a battle of ideologies. No self respecting conservative, right sider, or Republican would go ahead and say invading Iraq was a bad idea. At worst, they can say it was a necessary evil. A sacrifice.

I like the cut of your jib so I have to tell you that not even my administration, including political adviserers and the army of intelligence experts, is saying Saddam had weapons 'o mass destruction or was making them anymore. We are trying to sweep that under the rug. Unless you are saying you know better than them. That would be a new kind of [STRIKE]fanaticism[/STRIKE] patriotism. God bless you and all hard working, loyal, obedient Americans.

 

[Sarek]

See - that is the thing right there. Caches of biohazard suits were found at the beginning of the invasion of Iraq. But, their existence and location doesn't fit with the idiot left's ideology so the biohazard suits existence becomes a soundbite, a joke, a denial.

Wow. To think that a country would stock such an item as bio-hazzard suits. Damn, that sure is a solid indication that they MUST be planning to use bio agents against someone.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to pick up MY government issue bio suit from the dry cleaners. I hear after he's out of office, Bush plans to invade New Mexico.....

 

[jack]

Osama is not dead. He is still in my basement doing the laundry.

Saddam's death star never did exist but one does have to wonder why he had all those caches of biohazard suits stashed everywhere.

I hate to break it to you my sweet, but those were ours

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Some things never change. I leave the board for a year, and Jack is just as dumb when I get back.

How's the bellboy business?

 

[jack]

I wouldn't know fucktard, having been out of owning my own Bed & Breakfast since Xmas.

Do try to keep up. I mean if you're going to try to flame me. (hint: otherwise you're just Dancing)

Speaking of dumb, how's Laura's shriveled pussy? You traveled three thousand miles for a piece of ass?

Now, THAT'S funny. You finally get sick of take out Chinese?