iLLOGICAL THEORIES

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One bullet to the back of the head killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

 

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There were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.

 

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A jet hit the Pentagon in the WTC attacks.

 

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The buildings collapsed upon themselves because they were so weakened by the jet fuel that the top heavy part of the buildings caused them to implode on themselves.

 

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The Supreme Court illegally overturned the 2000 election.

 

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WTC 7 collapsed the same way as the Twin Towers, even though it had never been struck by a plane.

 

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Gerald Bull shot himself in the back of the head five times.

 

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There is intelligence, other than I, at TK.

 

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Weapons grade anthrax distributed just after the attacks was part of the attacks.

 

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Gerald Plume's wife was outed as a live agent (no she wasnt).

 

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Monica Lewinsky didn't swallow.

 

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Somehow, Al Quiada set up operations in Iraq.

 

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George Bush was elected in 2000, despite losing the popular vote.

 

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George Bush was elected again in 2004 after insuring there would not be a popular vote to be humiliated by,

 

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We still think a few scruffy Sunnis armed with boxcutters were able to get away with the only attack on native soil in the history of the country (not counting the Civil War).

 

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Goerge Bush actually CARES about the American Public?

 

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Taking more land away from the Palestinians is the best way to reduce the threat they pose to Israeli security.

 

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George Bush served honorably and fullfilled his military obligation to the National Guard?

 

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The Isrealis are the real victims in this "war"

 

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Batman and Robin weren't gay.