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Ilyanna, can you please help Blurk180....

Another quake occurred in the village of Loktar's Penis today. Magnitude 9.0. Won't you ladies please see if your cuntry is willing to help provide relief. Even the tiniest blowjob could make a difference.
 
Unfortunately the line of TKers wishing to receive sexual attention from Ilyanna is twice as long as the suspected staff list.

Blurk there's a slim chance you could get ahead of the pack. However it's going to take perfect spelling and punctuation from you.
 
DarthSikle said:
lose his virginity?

thanks sweetie
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*logs out to check for youtag*
*logs back in*
Awww, shucks, Darth, do I really have to? I'm still getting pm's from the last love-sick puppy I 'helped', and if I recall correctly, none of you guys were too happy about the buddies he dragged along, either.


Grandtheftcow said:
Unfortunately the line of TKers wishing to receive sexual attention from Ilyanna is twice as long as the suspected staff list.
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Damn, I've always known TK has quite the administration, but that's just, like, really excessive, man!

Grandtheftcow said:
Blurk there's a slim chance you could get ahead of the pack. However it's going to take perfect spelling and punctuation from you.
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Listen to the Cow, the Cow is wise.

DarthSikle said:
If you were first Jack, she is still looking. Once she gets to me, the search is over.
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Ah, babe, you know I'm just playing around until you're ready to commit yourself to me.

jack said:
Yes, every german hottie I know desires Bob Crumb dopplegangers
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Why, of course we do. We adore Mr. Crumb. Although it's not necessarily his looks rather than those talented, talented fingers we're after...
 
Ilyanna said:
*logs out to check for youtag*
*logs back in*
Awww, shucks, Darth, do I really have to? I'm still getting pm's from the last love-sick puppy I 'helped', and if I recall correctly, none of you guys were too happy about the buddies he dragged along, either.
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Now this sounds like a story I'd like to hear. :becky:
 
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