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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Mentalist

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Been watching it and I'm quite enjoying it. Started watching just for George Takei really (who is great though hasn't had much to do) but the whole show has been good.

Much, much, much better than last years. It's got a ways to go to beat the genius of the Gest/Gaffney/Donovon series but it's pretty entertaining.

Killroy is a massive prick just like everyone (if you're from the UK and know who he is) knew he would be but you can't help but root for him in the trials which he has been absolutely fearless in.


Now watch George singing Cockney songs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aACBDnQPjh4
 
The first eviction is tonight. It better not be George, but he hasn't been shown much lately (since he doesn't bitch and argue and he hasn't done a trial as the "great" British Public always vote for the same three people.)
 
I've only half watched the last couple of episodes because Georgey hasn't been in it so much, but he should be safe tonight provided someone everybody hates is up for eviction too. I can't remember who else is up, but would people really vote him out?
 
They don't vote anyone out, they vote to save. Some will try to save the "characters" like David and Timmy fucking Mallet (wait, he's immune anyway.)
 
Oh, so I can vote for George.
 
If you are so inclined.
 
My phone is at the ready.
 
Kilroy shouldn't have went first. Who the fuck voted for Brian!? I supposed it didn't help that the lines were only open for about 15 minutes and Kilroy wasn't shown at all on the episode.

I'm getting sick of them only showing Timmy, Brian and Nicola. And Joe farting. FUCK THAt.

I hope George gets a trial soon.
 
I voted for Brian. Second choice vote in the London Mayoral election. ;)

Voted for George tonight though.

Kilroy shouldn't have gone at all, but at least he did a lot with his time. He certainly changed my perception of him over the days.
 
Kilroy will forever be a massive cockgobbler. I mean, the man is a wanker, let's be honest.

But I've got to give props to him for his handling of the tasks and showing that there is more to him. He definitely didn't deserve to go first and the show is going to suffer because of his absence.

My most hated is Nicola without a shadow of a doubt. I fucking can't stand her. She is a complete and utter nobody and what there is of her personality is pathetic, mean spirited and selfish.

It's a shame DVD is such a complete tool. The guy is a loser with his own attitude problems and because of that Nicola was supported in being downright mean and nasty towards him and Timmy.

DVD deserved it, don't get me wrong, but I fucking HATE people who think they have a God given right to everything around them. Arggh. I can't stand the bitch.

Timmy is a complete MANIAC and honest to God crazy. I heard a story years ago about the execs getting around to keep Timmy on TV when Wackaday ended but quickly realizing that his persona on the show was not an act. I think we've all seen that to be the case. He's deffo got a screw loose and I'm sure he would drive me mad as well. But it is Timmy Mallet and for that alone I have to support him.


George has had nothing to do and is dissapearing in to the background noise of the jungle which is a shame. He will never be voted to do a task which is the best way of making yourselfpopular with the public. Hence why people the public hate before they go on the show have such a great chance to become popular by doing well in tasks.

Joe is very entertaining and I was really impressed with how he kicked off with Carley, Simon and Brian for circling DVD and giving him a hard time just because he's an easy target. Yes, DVD is a prick, don't worry I know, but he was spot on with how they wouldn't react the same way if it was anyone else and all they are doing is taking an undeserved moral high-ground on him so they could lecture him in a group.

Shame he's lost his way and turned in to a prick the last few days... Stupid Joe..


Carley... WHO? -- Oh yeah, Joe Cole's wife. Joe Cole is one of Englands best players and I always rate him and root for him when he's playing for England and hope he falls on his arse when he plays for Chelsea but that's all irrelecant because this is his wife. Not him. She's a total non-entity who things it's tough to be mega rich and spend all her husbands money. Yes, dear. Our hearts bleed for you that it's so hard to clean that mansion of yours.

Brian I like quite a lot. He's a down to earth guy and he's completley aware that he's not part of their "Celebrity" culture but still deserves more of place on the show than Nicola and Carely since he's actually done something worthwile in his life. Likes reminding people he's gay and showering in the nude. OK... A bit pissed off with him for making Timmy feel bad for nothing with his little lecture but whatever... He's a good egg mostly.

Esther.. I like her.

Martina.. I like her too.

Brian.. meh... too quick to jump on the bully train albeit disgusied as a lecture on why people not in his clique are wrong passive agressive style. And the agressive all of a sudden for no reason. Not all bad though.

Dani... still hot. Good presenter. Whiney bitch.

Did I forget anyone?

Don't care.
 
You forgot Simon (or called him Brian) but that's easy to do.

George did a trial yesterday. The editing is pretty shite as they NEVER just show the celebrities sitting around talking, it's always trials or aguments, so you don't really get a sense of what they're like as people. The more mature ones like George and Martina don't have stupid fights so you don't see them much. There's no live feed either.
 
I'm worried George may be over playing the "tits in the trolley" card.
 
He probably only says it once every few days but they don't show anything else.
 
Mmm, I'd considered that.

Carly was the best choice to leave today. Brian will be next, I suppose. Maybe Nicola after that since she probably doesn;t have a fanbase? I do prefer Nicola over David though. What a vile man.
 
The editing is fucking me off. "Oh look, twenty minutes of David being a twat, twenty minutes of Nicola calling David a twat...that's all we've got time for, folks!"
 
I was surprised Nicola went off before Simon and George, given how much airtime she gets. A victory for decency or something? Still, the way EVERYTHING's about David is annoying. All they fucking show is the celebrities talking about David or David talking about wank sauce. He's going to end up winning!

I hope George does another trial soon.
 
They are setting DVD up for some kind of massive fall. They want to set him up and then smash him to bits.

It's the british TV way - and let's face it, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
 
But they need to set someone else up as the winner in order to bring DVD down. Joe's been a bit of a twat the last few days. Simon's a dullard, Martina is a bit cold and George is hardly featured. SO WHO CAN WIN OTHER THAN THE AWFUL VAN DAY?
 
I was surprised and relieved that Nicola left tonight rather than George. I think it's just that she's had less exposure (pun intended) so people like George and Simon had a bigger fanbase behind them. Could be George gone next. :(

Also, DVD deserves whatever's coming to him.
 
I hope Simon's snake tattoo comes to life and kills them all (except George who's in the bus.)
 
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