I'm a failure

[geedis.]

Which is why I'm stalking Jack here. I've been trolling him for months at Comicon, but he never responds directly to me.

So here I am. Asshole stretched wide.

 

[Wisdom]

How's that working out for you Sam?

 

[geedis]

Good grief!

 

[Paladin]

Are you stretched as wide as J-Lo?? L'oignon grande!!!


http://www.7mpictures.com/inside/jlo.htm