I'm a GENIUS!!! My Idea for a Remake--with a Twist...

[Volpone]

OK. So while I was working on another project, I got to thinking about the General Lee. And how the car would be different if the Duke boys were Mexican. And that's when it hit me: A Mexican remake of "The Dukes of Hazzard". :techman:

Instead of living in Hazzard, they'd live in Juarez, with their Uncle Jeffe and their hot Latina Cousin and fairly regularly foil the corrupt police and the bumbling American Border Patrol, smuggling pot and illegals by jumping the General Santa Ana across the Rio Grande while "La Cucaracha" plays on the horn. It'd be .

 

[headvoid]

Submit it to a small TV production company making sure you tell them you are serious.

Then post their response.

Whisky submitted "Celebrity Lego Modelling" to a UK channel and the resulting response corpsed me, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

 

[ctmelvital]

This could work.
Alternatively, just turn it into porn.

 

[Mr. wolP]

Alternatively, just turn it into porn.

"The Dorks of Hazzard"
Well, as long as Salma Hayak played the Mexican Daisy....