I'm a lucky, lucky man

[Big Dick McGee]

Not only is LG incredibly beautiful, and the most wonderful wife you could ask for, but right now she's sportin' some EE's. She zoomed past DD's in the space of like 2 weeks.

I'd better get my playtime in now, though. In about 5 months they ain't gonna be mine anymore...not for a loooong time.

 

[whisky]

Soon as the kid can walk your bed wont be yours either.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nah, we both understand that a kid needs to sleep in his own bed, no exceptions. Once you give in, you can never go back. And LG is awesome about realizing that we always need some "husband and wife" time. That's why doors have locks!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd better get my playtime in now, though. In about 5 months they ain't gonna be mine anymore...not for a loooong time.

Fast forward several months, where you are negotiating to take the left while the baby has the right occupied.