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I'm a scalper apparently

whisky

whisky

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Some doctor who fans are going mental because when a new figure came out in tesco I bought all six they had, kept one for myself, and banged the other five on ebay.

They are calling me a scalper for it, saying I deprived other fans of the opportunity to have one.

Which is bullshit really, as I did the opposite, I gave five people around the world a chance to get a figure that was only available in three tescos around the country.

The buyers seemed happy enough, but for certain who fans, buying figures and selling them for profit is worse than the holocaust.
 
Only three Tescos in the country? So there was only 18 of the figures made (if all three only had six)? IS THAT NORMAL:?
 
I think three of them put out the figures earlier than they should have.
 
Ah-h-h-h. Well, that's not too bad then. And there's no law saying you can't buy as many as you want.
 
I'd be pissed off if I excitedly went to Tesco and they were all gone, though.
 
whisky said:
Some doctor who fans are going mental because when a new figure came out in tesco I bought all six they had, kept one for myself, and banged the other five on ebay.

They are calling me a scalper for it, saying I deprived other fans of the opportunity to have one.

Which is bullshit really, as I did the opposite, I gave five people around the world a chance to get a figure that was only available in three tescos around the country.

The buyers seemed happy enough, but for certain who fans, buying figures and selling them for profit is worse than the holocaust.
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I wouldn't give a flying fuck over what anyone calls me. In this case, it's tough shit.
 
I think you should immediately do some charity work before stepping into a bath of acid and watch Smallville repeats until you dissolve.
 
I'm not sure what would be more painful in that example.
 
After that you should be made to appear on a live panel show called "brain teasers" and your only team member is Alesha Dixon. The audience is made up ENTIRELY OF GIRLS AGED 15 WHO YOU USED TO FANCY WHEN YOU WERE 12 AND THEY USED TO LAUGH AT YOU.

Your opponents are Wayne Sleep and Timmy Mallett and they continually beat you.

Then maybe, just maybe you will have been punished enough.
 
Or, foregoing all that, he could be punished by being sat on by Ian Wright for the duration of an edition of Live from Studio Five. By the end of the hour he'll have been ground to mere dust.
 
Mika. Something with Mika.
 
Appear on X Factor as an assistant to "Magic Mika" a novelty magicians act where he has to wear full spangly gear and be sawn in half by Mika,
 
I bet he's a nice guy really. :(
 
He is gorden, he is gorden
 
AAAAAAAAAARGH, KILL HIM.
 
You should have burnt them in spite.
 
Nah, I just waited until the shop got more in, then bought those too.
 
That will show em.
 
Already sold half of them through the night
 
Lol, you should make a play of it on your ebay site

NOT AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS AS I BOUGHT THEM ALL YOU BASTARDS HAHAHAHA!
 
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