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I'M-A STRIPPIN'

Shatna

Shatna

SOINT PLUT!
Yyyyyep, an' here I go...

Untying one sneaker.... crap, a knot... I hate that... fuck...

Hang on...
 
Okay, got it! Now I'm tugging it off.... kickin' it across the room, oh baby!!!

CRAP! I hope that lamp wasn't expensive.

All right! Second sneaker!
 
Are ya HOT yet ladies??? 'Cause there's more to come!!!

Ah shit, a hole in the bottom of my sneaker. I hate that. :(

BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW
 
SOCKS!!! Watch me twirl 'em around all sexy-like...

OK, scratch that. Peee-ewww!!! In the hamper they go. Be right back.
 
But check out these JEANS, baby!!! All pressed and crisp. Ignore the pasta sauce stain on the one thigh, I was in a hurry at lunch.

BOMP-ITTY-BOMP-BOMP
 
Aurian said:
lol

*sticks a dollarbill down his front* Here's a little something for the drycleaning
Click to expand...

Oh cool! Thanks! I...

HEY! This isn't a dollar, it's one lousy KRONA!!! :rwmad:

*zips up pants and sulks*
 
*shakes his butt showing her the hole in the back of his jeans, accidentally bumps her nose hard*

Oh geez I'm sorry oh wow someone get some ice!!! :(
 
.....While Aurian ices her pretty little nose....

....Shatna sends in the next dancer.....






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Wait, wait, wait! I still got my belt to take off... urrfff... ungh... goddammit these stupid jeans loops... FUCK

Hold on
 
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