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I'm a trend setter and I'm feeling better...

Mentalist

Mentalist

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I'm a trend setter and I'm feeling better, I'm a man for all seasons, a man with no demons, a tried and tested but never bested cool customer who's driving and moving, feeling and living, spinning and dreaming. I've got a spring in my step and a pain in my neck. I'm on the victory run and always make time to have fun. I'm moving forward and kicking back, I've got a gleam in my eye and I go with the flow. I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. I'm a winner, sinner a web-spinner and I'm feeling limbre. I'm a writer a fighter a lover a giver with no brother or sister. I'm new-age, new-wave, newly made and recently paid. I'm multitalented, multifaceted, multiangled and multilayered.

I'm tuned in and zoomed out, flying high and riding low. I'm anxiety ridden, prone to depression, happy go lucky and lucky to be happy. I'm lean and clean, sharp and mean. I can't tone down but I could use toning up. I've got a new passive matrix display and I'm in dissary. I sleep all night and dream all day. My eyebrows raised but I'm never phased and refuse to be caged. I'm politically, ecologically and ergonomically incorrect.

I'm eccentric, magnetic, eclectic and anthropocentric. I'm moving out and leaning in, dogding bullets and blancing budgets. I'm plug and play and here to stay. I'm the alpha and omega, a giver not a taker.

I'm off the drugs and frankly it sucks but I'm up to the task and down on my luck.
 
I’m a modern man. A man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified, multicultural, post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up-linked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and out-sourced. I know the up-side of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. I’m a cutting edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted, cool customer. I’m voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace. So, I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wav, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. I’m a high-concept, low profile, medium-ranged, ballistic missionary; a street-wise smart bomb; a top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing, bigfoot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. I’m a raging workaholic. I’m a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial. I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down. Because, I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha male on beta blockers. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid-back, but fashion forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands-on, footloose, knee jerk head case. Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But, I’m feeling. I’m caring. I’m healing. I’m sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bomb. And my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail. I eat junk food. I buy junk bonds. I watch trash sports. I’m gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the F-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-man at a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven scientifically-formulated, medical miracle. I’ve been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, postdated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard-to-bluff. I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride. Driving and moving. Sailing and spinning. Jiving and grooving. Wailing and winning. I don’t snooze so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin’ in. There ain’t no doubt. And I’m hanging tough. Over and out.
 
Mentalist said:
I'm a trend setter and I'm feeling better, I'm a man for all seasons, a man with no demons, a tried and tested but never bested cool customer who's driving and moving, feeling and living, spinning and dreaming. I've got a spring in my step and a pain in my neck. I'm on the victory run and always make time to have fun. I'm moving forward and kicking back, I've got a gleam in my eye and I go with the flow. I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. I'm a winner, sinner a web-spinner and I'm feeling limbre. I'm a writer a fighter a lover a giver with no brother or sister. I'm new-age, new-wave, newly made and recently paid. I'm multitalented, multifaceted, multiangled and multilayered.

I'm tuned in and zoomed out, flying high and riding low. I'm anxiety ridden, prone to depression, happy go lucky and lucky to be happy. I'm lean and clean, sharp and mean. I can't tone down but I could use toning up. I've got a new passive matrix display and I'm in dissary. I sleep all night and dream all day. My eyebrows raised but I'm never phased and refuse to be caged. I'm politically, ecologically and ergonomically incorrect.

I'm eccentric, magnetic, eclectic and anthropocentric. I'm moving out and leaning in, dogding bullets and blancing budgets. I'm plug and play and here to stay. I'm the alpha and omega, a giver not a taker.

I'm off the drugs and frankly it sucks but I'm up to the task and down on my luck.
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You trying to steal George Carlin's act?
 
Your both guilty!

How'd you like me to throw the book at you?

*throws a phone book at Conchaga*
 
Indeed, I watched the bit on George Carlin earlier and typed up some bollocks in the same style.

Amazing delivery on stage. FTW!
 
Mentalist said:
Indeed, I watched the bit on George Carlin earlier and typed up some bollocks in the same style.

Amazing delivery on stage. FTW!
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Wow...same style?....I thought you just copy and pasted his act. You ARE good.

I salute you.
 
They're too far extreme right and left for me. that and they've never been that dextrous for me.
 
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