I'm a virgin!

[Henoch]

OMG WHAT I SAID!

Although i was one of those a long, long, long, long, long time ago in a far off galaxy...far, far, far, far away...

So what is yer sexual state?

Virgin or gin??

I'm here to rape, not to judge! :shock:

 

[starguard]

 

[CaptainWacky]

copy and paste starguard

 

[Ishcabittle]

YEAH, WITH WOMEN, THAT IS!!! LOL YOU'RE SO INEXPERIENCED WITH VAGINAS!

 

[Gonad]

I have never had sex with a virgin.

 

[Henoch]

I have never had sex with a virgin.

i prefer experience over inexperience. Virgins are hard work, all those instructions & asking if it hurts and shit...although i'm not a racist towards virgins or anything.

 

[Gonad]

Why do you ask if it hurts? Does it really matter? Virgins need to expect it to hurt, and deal with it. I did. We all did.

 

[Gonad]

I always wanted to commit statutory rape, but I'm too old now.

You know, I think I might have once. It was either two weeks before or two weeks after his 18th birthday.

 

[BlazerBoy]

It was two weeks before, and I NEVER TOLD, so you should be okay.

 

[Gonad]

Gavin? Is that you?



j/k of course

A good thing, because if I were ranking my sexual encounters/partners, that one would be the very last place, but the kissing was wonderful.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yeah, its me. Don't you remember right when you stuck it in, and I got stars in my eyes and started singing, " Oh chariot.....!" really high pitch?

 

[Gonad]

Yeah, its me. Don't you remember right when you stuck it in, and I got stars in my eyes and started singing, " Oh chariot.....!" really high pitch?

:shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always wanted to commit statutory rape, but I'm too old now.

WTF!? You're never too old for statutory rape!