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I'm always worried my pinky may dislocate when I'm captioning

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
And I pray for it ever second. One of these days I'm going to try to stroke something with it, and it's just going to stay out in left field.
 
I'm scared my head will fall off every time I turned my neck.
 
I'm scared that cars will drive off the road and hit me as they pass by.
 
I'm scared someday I will follow through, and run head first into a wall.
 
My vertigo manifests itself not in the fear of heights, but the fear I may throw myself off the side.

and I fear my fingers are going to get fat, not me - just my fingers. I have bulimic (sp) hands
 
One of my hands swelled up once. I have thin hands as well, but this time it became swollen till it looked like a latex glove that had been blown into. Died down after a week and I never went to the doctors so I dunno what was wrong. Probably a circulation problem.

I also have a fear of heights, but only when I'm in a position where I could actually fall (like going up a ladder). I really, really enjoy rollercoasters, going up tall buildings and flying in aeroplanes. I do swear an awful lot if I'm on a rollercoaster, though, so all the mothers below Nemesis at Thorpe Park have to cover their children's innocent ears when I'm whizzing about above.
 
but this time it became swollen till it looked like a latex glove that had been blown into.

WORST FEAR EVAH.,..

I would be down at A & E shouting and demanding charlie from Holby looks after me immediately cos he would be the only one to calm me.
 
Touch wood.
 
I'm scared of being a biological entity in a constantly aging body which will rare out and inevitable perish in a matter of decades.

OH WAIT LOL.
 
I'm scared there will be no spamming allowed in the afterlife.
 
I'm scared the Tis may not have an Aflac insurance policy and when she does dislocate her pinky whilst captioning will not get money for it.

I'm also afraid of heights but not being up high and looking down, I get scared when I'm up high and I look up. I can't climb ladders at all! Oh and elevators give me vertigo.
 
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