I'm back

[SolidSnake]

My neck hurts I need a massage. Also me, falconarg and Elnidfse will be taking your women. :gagh:

 

[Shitty Dual]

...will be taking your women. :gagh:

What makes this great is how the smiley illustrates all you'd know how to do, once you GOT 'em.

 

[SolidSnake]

Thats exactly what I said to your dad before I left the room with his wife.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Thats exactly what I said to your dad before I left the room with his wife.

SolidSnake: What makes this great is how the smiley illustrates all you'd know how to do, once you GOT 'em.

My Dad: Um...what? Whatever, punk. (to his wife) Listen, hon: Make sure he takes the pills. Grind them up in his applesauce; jam 'em up his ass if you have to...I don't care. We just need to keep him lucid through the interview; long enough to cash that DSS check, then we can sell him to the Malaysians.

 

[SolidSnake]

Like all things on this hurdling sphere I emerged from the molten center of creation, but mine has been a unique path. Isolated, I developed attributes beyond those of lesser beings. Then the sphere was struck by a vast celestial stone. Black chunks of death filled the skies and the world became a chaotic garden of doom. Soon the sphere began to nurture new kinds of life and there was one that stood above the rest. Its fractal shell belied its vicious nature. And in what seemed like a heart beat these things proliferated in both number and destructive means. Now they harness the most destructive force and I --The Centre-- have concluded that the sphere must be cleansed of them.

 

[DarthSikle]

who the fuck are you again?

Are you from the stripper wave or the comiccon wave?