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I'm becoming a Scientologist.

YOU KNOW I HATE TEH SCIENTISTS DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY HATE OF SCHIENTISTS AND MY LOVE FOR YOU MENTY

BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY GO WITH LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE PRETTY HOT COVERED IN JAM

BUT THEN I'LL LOSE ALL THE MONEY I PUT INTO THE ANTI-SCIENTIST FLYERS I NOW HAVE 10,000 PILED UP IN MY GARAGE I'D HATE TO HAVE TO SCRATCH OUT "SCIENTIST" AND WRITE "JEW" OR SOMETHING ON THEM ALL AND TRY TO SELL THEM TO SOME RIGHT SUPREMEACISTS OR AOMETHIMBG BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY WON'T REALLY TAKE THEM EVEN IF I MAKE THE SCRATCHOUTS PRETTY UNOBRRTRUSIVE
 
You just gave karma to another of Silents posts so you're not going to even bother trying to give karma to this one because you know the outcome of trying THAT even though you wish it. OPPRESSION.
 
As an OT VIII, I am highly offended by the casual regard which posters in this thread have displayed for my religion, and LRH.

I offer each of you the use of my E-meter and auditing skills to rid yourselves of all of this negativity.

Either that, or you will be crushed if the sons of Xenu ever return to our fair green planet.
 
WELL look at all the celebrities scientoligosog: Batman, Lucy Liu, Drew BArrymore, Cameron Diza (hmm), Bruce Willish, The Joker, Billy Kidman ALL COOL BEANS
 
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