I'M DEADLY FUCKING SERIOUS

[Lord Raffles]

I am going to make a pledge here on Troll Kingdom, and I intend for everyone to read it and UNDERSTAND exactly what my intention is.

This is no joke, this is not a piece of ‘fictional’ writing. This is a literal threat of the highest calibre, and you are all welcome to see it in the open.

As a well intentioned individual I am going to put forward $20,000 towards one single and worthy pursuit – to track down Hambil IRL. This is no joke, this is a serious THREAT. I shall be using my contacts in Freemasons & the Rotary Club, private detectives, expert hackers of the black hat variety, imported illegal Japanese IP & personal photograph tracking hardware, a state of the art Al Qaeda engineered Trojan virus that spread HIV on the victim’s hard dive and rapes his mother (dead or alive). In addition to these useful tools I shall also be using a simple shot gun, which I will point into the mouth of Hambil’s closest loved one, fully aware of what I’m doing as I get hard from pulling the trigger. Hambil, who shall be infected with the Al Qaeda HIV virus by this time, will be too weak to stop me for he will be confined to a hospital bed, his body diseased and on the brink of death. The time will then be ripe to pull out the final Trump Card…

But that as they say is another thread/t.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why not just PM him for his address?

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Have you caught dripping pussy from Ultros?

 

[chronic deja vu]

OMG! I hoped no one wished that LR would really die!

 

[satan mcevil]

messenger= faggot

 

[eloisel]

OMG! I hoped no one wished that LR would really die!

I wished that a long time ago. He didn't. He's a floater.

 

[RWC]

I remember when he hurt your feelings and you wanted to hurl yourself off of your trailer's porch and end it all. It's a good things you didn't I suppose, as you would've fractured a hip and have been shitting in Depends 5 years ahead of schedule.

I also remember when we was posting pictures of your daughter. That was both funny and ironic because your name is Gay, and your daughter is a dyke.

 

[eloisel]

I remember when he hurt your feelings and you wanted to hurl yourself off of your trailer's porch and end it all. It's a good things you didn't I suppose, as you would've fractured a hip and have been shitting in Depends 5 years ahead of schedule.

I also remember when we was posting pictures of your daughter. That was both funny and ironic because your name is Gay, and your daughter is a dyke.

As I don't have a trailer with or without a porch, should I ever feel the need to hurl myself off of one, may I borrow yours?

Actually, what was found in your's and LR's stalking didn't hurt my feelings. The old history the two of you wished to smash in my face happened a very, very long time ago - decades even. Notice the plural on decades. We've been over it a very, very long time too. As for posting pictures of my daughter, that didn't bother me either as I like the look of her. What concerned me was your stalking and that your intent to harm would carry into real life. What you two do on the internet is one thing - mean, stupid, childish, assholish and easily ignored. You bring your shit into my real life and that is another matter entirely. I think I've mentioned that I am the keeper of big dogs. They are wonderful, loving and protective animals but they leave big turd piles that I have to dig holes for and bury. No, that is not a threat. Just a statement that I do know what to do with shit.

 

[RWC]

What concerned me was your stalking and that your intent to harm would carry into real life.

Have I mentioned what a delusional, self-aggrandizing fat fuck you are? If "intent to harm" means "laugh at your expense", guilty.

You bring your shit into my real life and that is another matter entirely.

Wow, fat and stupid. These are words on a message board. If you don't like them get off your cottage cheese ass, log off and don't come back. Your participation is 100% voluntary.

I think I've mentioned that I am the keeper of big dogs. They are wonderful, loving and protective animals but they leave big turd piles that I have to dig holes for and bury. No, that is not a threat. Just a statement that I do know what to do with shit.

Then you should stick your fucking head into one of these shit holes for being stupid enough to 1. engage me and 2. leave your stupid thoughts and ugly pictures all over the internet.

As for this word "stalker" that you're so fond of, prove it. It has a legal implication, and if you're implying that you are feeling threatened by individuals who live thousands of miles from you who have limited their actions to words and images that you yourself have posted on public domains then take some of that trailer park money of yours, waddle down to the big city, get a lawyer with a Jewish name and proceed to waste your time and money.

I believe you'll also need copies of your phone records, your emails, suspicious letters and packages, logs of these said threatening words, any correspondence you may have had in your pm's and instant messengers and of course be fully willing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and not just the ones dictated by the voices in your head.

Consider me, RWC, pointing and laughing.

 

[eloisel]

Have I mentioned what a delusional, self-aggrandizing fat fuck you are? If "intent to harm" means "laugh at your expense", guilty.

How hilarious coming from you. If you want to know what delusional and self-aggrandizing looks like, check out your mirror.

And, kid, your laughter doesn't cost me a thing.

Now, unlike you, I have a real life, so I'll be gone for awhile. Don't mistake my absence or not responding further to you as some sort of brownie points for yourself. You in no way, shape or form contribute to the fact that while you sit in front of your computer monitor popping your zits in between spouting your insanities I am out in the real world with real people doing interesting things.

 

[RWC]

How hilarious coming from you. If you want to know what delusional and self-aggrandizing looks like, check out your mirror.

This is coming from a woman who thinks her words are so impactful that people on the internet are stalking her, wishing to cause her bodily harm. Sorry I called you "self-aggrandizing". The word I was looking for was "schizo".

And, kid, your laughter doesn't cost me a thing.

I guess you'd like to conveniently forget how much time and energy you invested when I named your fish-breathed daughter by name, freaking out, calling me as stalker- "crossing that line" as it were, or when LR was posting yours and her pics. Understood.

Now, unlike you, I have a real life, so I'll be gone for awhile. Don't mistake my absence or not responding further to you as some sort of brownie points for yourself. You in no way, shape or form contribute to the fact that while you sit in front of your computer monitor popping your zits in between spouting your insanities I am out in the real world with real people doing interesting things.

Gee Gay, I don't have an acne problem, but you are going to Walmart for culottes with an elastic waistband due to your obesity. I don't mind that you pretend to image me as a lifeless persona non grata who sets his watch to your words and "spouting insanities", but you should recognize that how you view the world is how you view yourself, and your mental health can't be faked. Go see a mental health professional, Gay, and let the healing begin.

 

[Saturn]

 

[Stuart]

I don't know what's going on here.