CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BIG FUCK
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I'm depressed as fuck
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SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
It's OK Captain Wacky.
My inside information from Fleet Command informs me that your promotion to Admiral is imminent.
WACKEH HAS BEEN A CAPN FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS HE IS A GREAT LEADER AND MUST BE PROMOTED ASAP.
My inside information from Fleet Command informs me that your promotion to Admiral is imminent.
WACKEH HAS BEEN A CAPN FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS HE IS A GREAT LEADER AND MUST BE PROMOTED ASAP.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
at least you're not Britney Spears - THAT would be depressing.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
OMG - or Paris Hilton!
BlazerBoy
New member
Whoa, whoa. As the resident bi/metro/metric/pansy/half-fag/half-shag/o'sexual in teh thread, I am required to screen you before you can touch Mr. Wack.
1. Are you cute?
2. How long can you hold your breath?
3. Brushed them in at least the past 4 hours?
4. Toenails trimmed?
5. Facial hair all the same color?
6. Hands not entered or touched any oozing orfice on your body within the past hour?
If you can answer yes to all of these questions, you may come behind the curtain as audience to my client.
1. Are you cute?
2. How long can you hold your breath?
3. Brushed them in at least the past 4 hours?
4. Toenails trimmed?
5. Facial hair all the same color?
6. Hands not entered or touched any oozing orfice on your body within the past hour?
If you can answer yes to all of these questions, you may come behind the curtain as audience to my client.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
1. no
2. 2 minutes - 4 minutes depending on quality of weed
3. have never brushed scrotum hairs
4. trimmed like turkey
5. no facial hair. no, not even eyebrows. or lashes. (IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN...)
6. thank god you qualified with "oozing"
so now do i get to stand in front of the curtain and try to peek around?
2. 2 minutes - 4 minutes depending on quality of weed
3. have never brushed scrotum hairs
4. trimmed like turkey
5. no facial hair. no, not even eyebrows. or lashes. (IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN...)
6. thank god you qualified with "oozing"
so now do i get to stand in front of the curtain and try to peek around?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If he says no, I will.BlazerBoy said:
Not depressed per se, but lonely and frustrated about my career paths.
*Runs to Duane Reade to get some touch-up, muttering "cruel bitch" under his breath*
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I FEEL BETTER NOW BECAUSE I HAD CHIPS
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I just remembered that I'm going to die alone.