I'm eating Pop-Tarts

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...because Fucking is not available to me at the moment.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

That's nice. What flavor? I like the cherry kind.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I tried the Chocolate Chip this week. It's OK but not the best.

I almost bought the Blueberry Frosted but my fillings vetoed it right in the store.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I thought you would get it, obviously I was wrong.



The correct answer was I like the chocolatey ones, because they're a little bit bigger.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I MISSED A POP CULTURE REFERENCE!!! I HATE WHEN I DO THAT!!! issed:

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Eh, no biggie. Just remember what forum you're in. If it can possibly be taken somewhere wrong, it will be. :bigass:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish Fucking were available to me now.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

So do I my friend, so do I.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Rummages through Henoch's porn*

Oh GAWD. Now I wish I hadn't just eaten those Pop Tarts...

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

What, has obtained a copy of "Lesbian spank inferno"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Something about outtakes from a Ron Popeil infomercial involving a rotisserie, some boy scouts, a goat and some lifetime-guaranteed titanium skewers...

*shudder*

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Sounds like something Cleese could do forty minutes with.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Scratch that, it actually sounds like every show Graham Norton's ever been in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love when he does crazy shit like that and the guest star is just sitting on the couch watching it all happen without him/her...every expression is the same: "What the fuck am I doing here? I'm so firing my agent!"

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I love the fact that Dolly Parton adores him. It's one of those things that defies all logical explanation, yet the proof is right there, and you leave the experience feeling sure you just witnessed the first sign of the apocolypse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She is the only naturally-born post-op tranny in recorded history, so it makes perfect sense to me.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Okay.................................


Anyway, enough about Graham. Is there any way for me to get you to pack Dimmock in a box and ship her to my house? I so love a fire-head that knows how to get her hands dirty. *Sigh*

Yeah, don't ask. Just do it. And try not to think about it too much afterwards.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Had to Google that one, but yes, she is quite fit, as Gagh might say.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

OMG, you're a Brit and you don't know who Charlie Dimmock is?!?!?!
Wait, you're gay. Never mind.
Why is it I know more about your TV than you do?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm not a Brit. I'm a New Yorker.

But being gay does get one confused with being British. Often.