I'm excited to announce my candidacy for the presidency in 2012

[Darth Abominus]

I was going to wait until I had more to say about my platform, but I'll keep that for later.

I am entering my hood in the ring in four years.

The campaign begins now. I'll be looking for a running mate in the not too distant future.

You can count on me to bring things back from the brink after Obama or McCain has the reigns.

A vote for Darth Abominus is a vote for the future

Abominus 2008

*I am Darth Abominus, and I approve this message*

 

[Conchaga]

Oh, an independent? Good luck in Minnesota. You'll have plenty of supporters there. And not much else.