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I'M GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND!!!

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Next week. I'm taking my niece and nephew and I have to take my borther 'cause I can't ride rollercoasters on account of my vertigo so I'm thinking Disneyland is going to suck ass. I was thinking about throwing caution to the wind and riding the rollercoasters but then I took my nephew to the eye Dr. today and had to take an elevator up five stories and when I got off I almost vomited and just now I was sitting here thinking about that and I got dizzy. I know you're thinking, "Why didn't you just walk up the stairs?" I tried to convince my nephew but he wasn't havin' it. When he saw me almost heave he decided he'd be okay walking down the stairs.

Okay, that is all.
 
I love roller coasters! I went to some giant amusement park down here.. can't remember which one, maybe Universal or Islands of Adventure, I think they are both owned by Universal. ANYWAY, the roller coaster made me dizzy but not because of vertigo, it was just super awesomely spinny.

Too bad you have to go to an amusement park to ride one. I hate amusement parks.. so much standing in line, and everything is so ridiculously expensive.
 
You can still go on the Drunken Raping Pirates Of The Carribean ride.
 
I can and I will!
 
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