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I'm going out in a wig tonight.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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Just got off the Phone with Dimitri. He's back frm the States and back in Syros for the Summer!!

He got here last night and fell asleep from his journey but just called me (haven't spoken to him in over three months) and told me to get my ass out for a complete piss up of megalithic proportions. Its carnival night here in Greece so he's brining me a wig out to wear over my precious hair.

I can't take the camera out since the battery needs charging but I'll get Katrina to take some pictures of me looking like an idiot for your ridicule for her to send me in E-Mail over the next few days.

I have been living in self-imposed exile for months as some of you might know.. Ok, Wacky knows..


I need to brush up on my outside livin' it large persona and go wreck it up Mentalist Old School style.


I'm going to be ill tomorrow.
 
I grinded a man dressed as a woman yesterday. It was quite hilarious, although I think there may be a video somewhere, which will make me cry.
 
Dimitri sounds like an unhealthy influence. Is this really what you need in yer life right now...to get drunk, stoned, have non-condom sex with a woman & be at risk of catching a venereal disease? Nothing good will beCUM of this Carnival night of nonstop partying IMO! Best to stay in exile where it's safe.:huh:
 
Well, I'm back now and my fingers feel all light and I can't detect the keys very well so I'm trying to pay attention to my typing pretty seriously. I have a strange ugre to watch TOS but I won't because I can't be bothered, but still, the urge is there.


Another lucid dream would be awesome when I go to sleep tonight, after my pizza and choco milk have calmed my frunk ass down that is, I'm five lng Islands, two greyhouns and three beers over the limit right now.
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hey $M, hoe are you, I am glad to see you are up right now becuass Im pretty fucked up at this particlar moment.

You need to do me a favour and tell that no good Loki that I AM THE ULTIAMTE PORTAMN FAN and that all Portamn news is MY buisness first and foremost and yeah I'm proably taking this WAAAAY too personally but I don't know lets have crazy naked sex with A piece of the Action TOS playing in the backgrouns it will be funny ajfpao;lrge
 
I just spoke with him. He feels terrible about the omission, and is quite aware of your steadfast devotion to teh Natabootie.

He asks your forgiveness and may he repay you in...services? :D
 
I dint;' wear a wig I'm giing to have to admit that. I thought I was going to at first but apparantley thats tomoteorwo but I will wear it if its available I had a choice of couluts and styles I chose the pink shoulder length hoppefully its like portamsn from closer that would make me look like ses x ultiamete!
 
it is good Mentalist that you made it home safe. theose drinks are powerful medicine and should be taken with fat foods whenever possible. it would be a good time to watch some porno and relax. afterwards you could have a sandwich with 10 glasses of water. you will be ok tomorrow
 
LAst time I watchded pormn drunk I lieft it running on a loop all night on my computer. I'm not sure my mother was too impressed in the moring when she went to use my computer to check her email.
 
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