Im going to jail in 2 hours

[bad dog]

yea, 24 hours for my DUI. just chugged half a fifth of vodka drank 3 beers and smoke a whole joint.

when I get out it will be the 6th and that means marijuana is then legal in my state.

party tomorrow.

 

[Seph]

Have fun visiting your friends.

 

[bad dog]

They always put me in the old gangster tank, i fit in there.

 

[Seph]

Well its just a free hotel then

 

[bad dog]

I will show them how to tattoo with a burned styrophome cup to make ink and shapen a staple to use as a tattoo needle.

 

[bad dog]

I will not be having sex there.

if I do sombody will have a very sore asshole.

not my asshole.

 

[bad dog]

one hour to go..

 

[Seph]

I will not be having sex there.

if I do sombody will have a very sore asshole.

not my asshole.

...

 

[Sarek]

There's so much material for fun at bad dogs expense in this topic that I can't even guess where to start.

 

[missmanners]

Go for it Sarek, give him something to read when he gets home tomorrow!


mm

 

[Sarek]

I will not be having sex there.

I have a friend that works corrections in your area.

Yes, you will.

 

[Sarek]

Could his daughter be included on his conjugal visit list?

 

[bad dog]

fuck you bitch.

 

[Conchaga]

If you were staying longer, I'd give you some tips on how to make life comfortable inside.

Yet, you're only doing a 24hr stint, so not that bad.

 

[Sarek]

fuck you bitch.

Wow. Grouchy much?

What happened? Did "Bubba" "boost" you to the top bunk?

 

[Loktar]

fuck you bitch.

Is that that what you told your daughter you wanted to do to her?

 

[Gagh]

Thing is, he seems happy with his lot

 

[Sarek]

Thing is, he seems happy with his lot

Doesn't he though?

Prison, the only place you can get rear ended without being charged for hit and run.....

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

Please use Marijuana responsibly because otherwise you just give the anti-drug brigade more ammunition to keep it illegal

 

[Gagh]

OK, how about I shove a carrier bag full up your shit-hole? Seems responsible to me.