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I'm going to make an all day breakfast

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
The only tricky part will be microwaving the bacon to defrost it, the eggs are pretty straightfoward, and the beans and sausages are in the same tin.

I may even do some chips with it.

Place your bets now as to wether all these things cook properly, and wether tehy all stay down once Ive eaten them.
 
I can't eat beans.
 
Cant or wont?

The cooking and eating part is done.

The bacon wasnt so much cripsy as fragile, just putting the fork in it shattered it like it had been emersed in liquid nitrogen.

But so far, so kept down
 
Are you ill?
 
Do I need to be ill to cook myself?

I just meant the throwing up can occur if food isnt cooked properly, and I am no chef.
 
NO if you cook yourself you will be dead!

You just kept mentioning throwing up, so I thought you might be ill.
 
Well depending on who you talk to I'm always ill, but I'm ok, for me!
 
I like bacon cooked until it's crumbly. I haven't used the microwave to cook bacon in a long time, but I remember it being good.

GLAD YOU'RE NOT SICK.
 
I just defrosted it in the microwave, I fried it with my egg in a frying pan with oil.

THANKS! ME TOO!
 
I loveme some baked beans!
 
You don't really bake baked beans though do you.

Hmm..
 
Won't.
 
Real baked beans are baked, I THINK. I saw some boy scouts making baked beans on TV once and they put them in a cast iron dutch oven and baked them for several hours OVER A CAMP FIRE.
 
I don't like the texture.
 
Heinz bakes them for us!

Cold beans are quite nice.. the sauce is yummy.
 
I don't like cold baked beans. I know some people do but they're probably RACISTS OR MURDERERS LIKE BARRYMORE AND EMILY.
 
I don't like sand. It's rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. UNLIKE YOUR HOT PUSSY.
 
I used to eat sand as a kid, its not bad tasting, and crunches nicely.
 
Children pee in sand, you know.
 
Eggs come out of a chickens arse
 
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