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I'm gonna kick my buddies ass SO BAD!!

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
After eating several slices of pizza, I started to get a stomach ache. I told this asshole about it, and foolishly I trusted him. I told me that the best remedy for a stomach ache is Pepsi and Mentos. I took the Mentos first ( 4 capsules straight swallowed without chewing), then swallowed a whole mouthful of Pepsi Cola behind it! :shock:

Right now Im STILL cleaning up the mess

This little runt ran out the house laughing and so far I haven't caught him...yet! :huh:


So.. If I don't post here for a while, it'll probably be because I'm in jail for murder!
 
starguard said:
After eating several slices of pizza, I started to get a stomach ache. I told this asshole about it, and foolishly I trusted him. I told me that the best remedy for a stomach ache is Pepsi and Mentos. I took the Mentos first ( 4 capsules straight swallowed without chewing), then swallowed a whole mouthful of Pepsi Cola behind it! :shock:
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SUCKER!!!!!!! :y_grin: :retard: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Right now Im STILL cleaning up the mess

This little runt ran out the house laughing and so far I haven't caught him...yet! :huh:

So.. If I don't post here for a while, it'll probably be because I'm in jail for murder!
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He got you good, man. He got you good!!! :bigass: That combination makes cola intaneously fizz up like crazy! And you fell for it! There isn't a smiley on this board that can possibly describe how funny this is!

///Starguard. Hope you feel better soon. At least it cleaned out your insides.
 
starguard said:
After eating several slices of pizza, I started to get a stomach ache. I told this asshole about it, and foolishly I trusted him for advice. He told me that the best remedy for a stomach ache is Pepsi and Mentos. I took the Mentos first (4 capsules straight swallowed without chewing), then swallowed a whole mouthful of Pepsi Cola behind it! :shock:

Right now I'm STILL cleaning up the mess

This little runt ran out the house laughing and so far I haven't caught him...yet! :huh:


So.. If I don't post here for a while, it'll probably be because I'm in jail for murder!
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Sorry for the typo's. I was in a bad state of hysteria when I typed them. I made the necessary corrections in the above quote :(
 
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