I'M GONNA KILL

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There has been jack-hammering going on right outside my window for the past 5 hours. SINCE 8 FUCKING AM.

I'm really gonna lose it.

 

[Tisiphone]

DIE MOMMIE DIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Gagh]

DESTROYER SMASH NEW YORK!

(Oh, and nobody bother watching it - it's horrendous)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SUSPECT PHOTOSHOPPING IN THAT PHOTO!

Wait, the jack-hammering just stopped a second ago. BUT FOR HOW LONG???

 

[Gagh]

That's a genuine poster, I remember the fucker hanging in my video store when I foolishly decided to watch it round my mate's when about 13 years old.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL I'm sure the poster is genuine, it just looks like his head doesn't quite fit his body.

 

[Gagh]

I don't know. Shall we see if we can e-mail Lyle Alzado in some way and ask him?

 

[Gagh]

Scratch that. He died in 1992.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well then it REALLY doesn't fit now...

(I know, bad. BLAME THE JACKHAMMER TORTURE)

 

[Dr Dave]

Not long ago they were doing power washing and the noise from the generator was annoying me.

 

[eloisel]

Steroids shrink heads.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S GOING AGAIN MUST KILL MUST KILL

 

[Dr Dave]

Find your happy place!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's too late to book a flight to Vegas.

 

[Dr Dave]

Find your moderately ok place!

 

[Cock]

____

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Henoch]

IT'S GOING AGAIN MUST KILL MUST KILL

Is it over now?:jesus:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They kept it up on Monday and Tuesday, but now they just seem to be hammering.