I'm in some Deep Doo Doo people!!

[starguard]

While having sex, I accidentally yelled out someone elses name.

Right now I'm typing this on a laptop from inside the closet. I dont know where she is right now, but the gun in the drawer is missing and I can hear her stomping around upstairs. :calli:

 

[Sarek]

You are a strange little man Starguard.

 

[Lord Waffles]

HAHA starguard,oops!Good luck!
P.S.Is that a butt in your avatar?

 

[Lord Waffles]

...on second glance it looks like a bell end.

 

[starguard]

Thats the "misses" mooning the moon. She tends to do that every now and then

 

[Lord Waffles]

Bark at the moon.

 

[jack]

Mime at the moon

 

[The Dork Lord]

Fart at the Moon!

 

[Lord Waffles]

Excuse you!

 

[The Dork Lord]

THERE IS NO EXCUSE!

 

[Gagh]

^