I'M LEAVING TK

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...because I'm replying to threads when the rest of you left a half hour ago.

The experience is less a free-for-all then it is love letters between dead poets.

In my absence, please leave descriptions of your penis, or pics of Shelley Winters.

 

[BlazerBoy]

You require a description of my penis?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, besides you.

 

[whisky]

Ironically my cock actually looks like Shelly Winters.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You have grey pubes and a thing for black satin? :shock:

 

[whisky]

Well.........

 

[jack]

Think veiny telephone pole, without the splinters.

 

[missmanners]

my what?


mm

 

[CaptainWacky]

WACKYS HERE NOW

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now I'm just thinking about leaving.

But keep the penis descriptions coming, I'm not near my quote yet.

 

[Mandi]

blue, plastic and has ball bearings that spin around and a vibrating rabbit.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

A bit longer than average, MUCH thicker than average, slight bend to the left, and "beautiful".

 

[Ishcabittle]

One boyfriend in college called it my "tree trunk". Whatever that means.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WILL BE THE LAST LIGHT OF FREEDOM SHINING IN THE MINE FIELD AND ALL SHALL COME TO ME IN DARK TIMES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You and SaintLuci. :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tree trunk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

tree trunk legs