I'm lonely

[CaptainWacky]

I used to read threads like "I'm lonely" or "I'm really depressed" or "GIRLS KEEP THROWING USED TAMPONS AT ME" on TrekBBS and think the people starting them were pathetic and sometimes mock them with a dual, which I'm ashamed of, and now I feel exactly the same way as those thread starters if not worse and have to rely on internet friends for reassurance and not expect anyone to be mean to me, when, if you believe in karma, I probably deserve to be ridiculed as they were. In other words LOL NOT HUMAN.

 

[Cassie]

WE LVE YOU ANYWAY WACKY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Won't telling him we love him make it worse?

Maybe we should chase you off like we did with Loktard, so you get a job and stop complaining about that penis scar you got from the towel whipping in 4th grade?

I feel lonely too, but I've been in my room all day doing work on my computer. I need some fresh air.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because being forced into a "real life" ALWAYS WORKS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Locktard hasn't posted for months. He's either become a productive member of society, or he's six foot under.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or he's so destitute that he has no computer or internet.

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Cassie]

When I feel lonely I close my eyes and daydream about any number of hawt sexy TV celebrities, or I log onto the interets and spam my loneliness away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dreaming of a better life just feels like a cruel mockery.

 

[Cassie]

Colin Mochrie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GREG PROOPS

 

[Grammour Boy]

Loneliness is a good time for some deep introspection. And sometimes out of the abyss rises hope for a better tomorrow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

fuck off

 

[Grammour Boy]

I thought that was pretty.

 

[whisky]

Have you got ICQ wacky?

Im not after a chat, its just a good way to talk to girls, and talking can lead to meeting, shagging, and all the other fun ings

 

[CaptainWacky]

I use MSN. I haven't talked to a girl on it in years. BANG BANG!