I'M LOOPY

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bad head cold. Cough. Woozy. Taking night-time cold medicine.

And I'm still at work making Powerpoint slides for corporate toadies.

I NEED A LOVER WHO WILL PAMPER ME AND I DON'T MEAN THE DIAPER (really I don't so don't take this down that road I'm just fishing for sympathy and sex plus devious cots and fans)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd really like to help you, but I'M NOT REALLY HERE.

 

[Dr Dave]

May the drug gods favor you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GENERIC RITE AID MUNLTI-SYMPTOM COLD RELIEVER CAPLETS TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUE.

And Sootherbs lozenges.

But to this day, nothing knocks a cold clear outta my head like a big ol' shot of NyQuil just before passing out. Never fails.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sounds like you need....

Yes thats right, Dr Dave's pillzLOL!

Take one down, pass it around (fun for all ages), it will make you feel better then Tina Turner on coke!

 

[starbys]

HE'S NEARLY DRUNK AND VULNERABLE!

 

[Dr Dave]

Somebody take advantage of him!

 

[The Watcher]

I have no penis or hairy man ass, so I can't offer sex, but much sympathy and hugs.

:mrsa:

 

[starbys]

ok then... SOMEONE SHAVE HIM!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NyQuil FTW.

Of course now it's daytime and I have to cough and blow my nose and be woozy with the other stuff until tonight when I can KNOCK MYSELF OUT WITH THE GOOD STUFF AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

LET'S TOUCH HIM WITH HONG KONG PHOOEY LP'S FROM THE 70'S!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET'S SACRIFICE HIM TO OUR FROGS

 

[Cassie]

Let's cover him with coco um buttah, while Aaron Neville sings Tell it like it is while dancing naked on the backs of two swarthy men (ALSO NAKED).

 

[Dr Dave]

LET'S SACRIFICE HIM TO OUR FROGS

The frogs will be most pleased.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Aaron Neville creeps me out. It's the goiter.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, he's pretty creepy.. and you can't hear him sing without imagining his face and the large MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never heard of him and DO NOT want pics.

 

[Dr Dave]

i wish i was loopy right now

 

[starbys]

He's a nice man.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He sings like a nervous old lady, but the whole family is quite talented AND IT'S POLITICIALLY CORRECT TO LOVE THE NEVILLES SINCE THEY ARE FROM LOUISIANA AND IT'S STILL UNDERWATER LOL