I'm overweight and underdrunk

[whisky]

Swearing off booze and chocolate for the next few days, see if I cant get rid of the extra half stone I appeared to have picked up since slacking off the excersises.

Its quite the quandary, without drink I might lose some weight, with the drink I don't care how fat I am.

So tomorrow instead of chocolate, followed by chocolate biscuits, followed by cheese for breakfast, it will be shreddies (were out of cornflakes)

And once I get to work I think its time to do random walks up to the 3rd floor and back, burn off some calories with unnecessary journeys up the stairs

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You should talk to your place of employ about instituting an early-morning company-wide calistenics regimen.

And mid-afternoon naps.

 

[whisky]

We did do sit ups once a week, but that hasnt happened the last two weeks due to the woman running it having to go somewhere else for work

 

[headvoid]

I hate to break this to you, but sit ups can be done by yourself.

Unless this is some euphemism I am unaware of and the "woman" having to "go away to find work" is something else entirely

 

[whisky]

yeah I know, just not sure I should be doing sit ups with a hernia

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends on if an elf is massaging it.

 

[Henoch]

Swearing off booze for the next few days

But how will u get buzzed without it?? You should rethink this plan IMO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Drink BUZZ Cola.

 

[Cassie]

Wait.. you get elves to massage your hernia?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I can afford it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Drink vodka tonics. Few calories, no fat or sugars...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or elves.

 

[Cassie]

I think elf candy has calories though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I sit beside the fire and think, of all that I have seen...