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i'm physically greater than you noobers.

And twice as gay, by the way you prance.

But that's ok, there's a man out there that will be your bitch.
(PS, he's Canadian and pwn3d by his own genes!)
 
Please provide numbered reasons for your belief that you are, in some way, physically superior to everyone here.
 
Hey steve,

Listen buddy, I need to come out and say it. I'm sorry. I am a bigot when it comes to you WOPs. Really.

It's 'cuz when Darkside was a little troll, his mommy broke up with his daddy because she was fucking the local pizzeria owner, who of course was Italian and smelled of anchovies.

What's most startling is that the guy (his name was Guido or Bob or something...it's all the same) owned a pizzeria and pizza's an American invention.

Ain't that a shame?

It was also a shame that my father killed himself not long after The Whore (previously referred to as mommy) decided to make fucking Sal a legal thing.

So you see, I have a hard time with you people.

D
 
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