I'm practically a whore

[Dual]

My colleague demanded that I spam this everywhere, so I'm humouring him.

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[Aquehonga]

Welcome home Dual!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm practically a mooer.

 

[Cassie]

Does Dr Phil have a big dong?

 

[headvoid]

It has gone beyond a rumour. It's an international rumour so we have to spell it differently.

 

[whisky]

I heard Dr Phil has the only dong visible from space.

 

[Seph]

I'm practically a whore.

Practically?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You like the great pyramid from Cheops?