I'M SHY.

[Ishcabittle]

That's right! Shy is my dual, I just happened to find some random pics on the web and said it was me!!! One of those random pics happened to be some random girl holding up a postcard saying SaintLucifer gargles donkey cum, so I used it!

Wow, lucy's reputation spreads far and wide, eh?

 

[Ishcabittle]

No, not really.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I am uncomfortable in front of new people, though.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Unless I'm naked LOLSY.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Something about swinging your balls in a counterclockwise motion (never clockwise, never clockwise) just relaxes me enough to drum up the courage to talk to people.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That and the coke. I can always talk on coke.

 

[Ishcabittle]

WTF is Coke-a-Cola supposed to taste like?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Caramel?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Some sort of ancient, forgotten fruit?

 

[Ishcabittle]

"They make it from monkey cum, you know..."

Thanks, driver. That'll be enough.

 

[Ishcabittle]

How about you just drive me over to that convenience store and I'll buy you some breath mints, k?

 

[Ishcabittle]

No, I'm not implying or suggesting anything. I just thought it would be a nice gesture.

 

[Ishcabittle]

No mints, huh? How about a Snickers?

 

[Ishcabittle]

(Snickers paid me hansomely for that endorsement).

 

[Ishcabittle]

It's going to be a beautiful day.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The sun's out, birds are chirpin' and shit.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My cats are piled up in a huddle on the couch, cute ass mother fuckers.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm... nothin's on the tube, I'm talking to myself on the infraweb, I've had my coffee and smoke, life is good.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Maybe I should study my lessons.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Either that or download some porn.