I'M SO STIFF AND SORE

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Visited the family this weekend, had the annual picnic to catch up with relatives we don't see often. Played with all the kids, came in second place in the egg toss, rolled a few games of bocce, stood and walked everywhere...OH MY GOD I'M SO OUT OF SHAPE I WANNA DIE. Home again now. My legs are killing me. I do the old man grunt" whenever I get out of a chair. Ugh.

But of course, I'm still going out tonight for cocktails and group showtune singalongs. All you young whippersnapper muthafukkas, put down the karaoke mic and get your asses into a piano bar with a human being behind the keyboard. DON'T JUST APE THE WORDS, INTERPRET THE SONG, YOU DRUNK NELLY ROBOBITCHEZ! DANCE FER GRANDMA! NOW! sdfghkjf

 

[The Question]

And here I thought this thread was gonna be about VIAGRA!

GOING OVER VIAGARA FALLS IN A BARREL OF MONKEY BUSINESS!

 

[jack]

I won't tell you what I thought.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I pwned fagz who were way better looking than me tonight, all thru the power of my voice. I'm just sayin'.

 

[Tisiphone]

Sounds like you kickethed their asseth.

 

[The Question]

I was in t'other room eating macaroni salad and throwing chairs at the employees.

 

[curiousa2z]

I quasi fell in love with a guy this summer because of his fabulous deep singing voice. But I got enough man foolishness on my plate. 'Sides, he's American, and cannot pronounce Gananoque.


but i will admit a prurient interest in the title "so stiff and sore" drew me to the thread....

 

[FBI parte due]

The Mine Field is all about prurient interest.

 

[Ilyanna]

Shit, now I have to go and look up 'prurient'

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh. OH!!

 

[FBI parte due]

Ca2z was thinking about boners, Ily.

 

[Ilyanna]

@FBI: Oh dear, if it weren't for you, I swear I would have never gotten the underlying meanings in all those seemingly harmless posts! To think that all this time, I thought we were talking about Science Fiction!!

@the MF: PERVERTS!:rwmad:

 

[The Question]

*waves his erection around like a sword*

 

[FBI parte due]

PENIS

 

[Dr Dave]

Cock of the Walk.

 

[curiousa2z]

heh heh. now you know, Ily!

 

[CaptainWacky]

EGGS HOW COME MICKEY MOUSE WEARS GLOVES?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Because Walt made the rules very clear: CARTOONS CAN'T TOUCH THEIR HIDDEN GENITALIA WITH THEIR BARE HANDS/PAWS. He was ruthless. Not a Ruth to be found for miles.

NOW I'M FEELING CRAPPY BECAUSE I DRANK WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH MONDAY NIGHT AND I'M STILL RECUPERATING. LOL I'M OLD AND WILL DIE SOMEDAY LOL

 

[Ilyanna]

Join the club:

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/badlands/135380-now-i-have-headache.html#post1962799

 

[Cassie]

Did someone mention a stiff penis?