I'm starting a coaltion

[Yub]

It's for all people who hate wankers. And by wankers I mean people so full of shit it is forced to come out their mouths and stain the nice white porcelain of our world.

People like Hulk Hogan.
People like Sharon Stone.
People like Dr. Phil.
People like Bono.
People like that moron who wrote the Secret.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm glad you qualified "wankers" in that way.

 

[Cassie]

Hey.. aeommai is browsing this thread. HI I THINK I KNOW YOU FROM MI!

 

[Yub]

I see that people either hate this idea or love douchbaggery.....

 

[Loktar]

I see that people either hate this idea or love douchbaggery.....

I like the idea. But where would the world be without douche bags?

There would be alot more women with smelly pussies and anuses.

 

[Yub]

Right now, I'm seriously considering hiring a hooker who would tie you down and smack your arse with a wooden paddle and you urinated blood, Loktar.

 

[Cassie]

Pussy doesn't smell bad! (unless you are gay, then you are excused from that ickyness)

 

[Dual]

Pussy doesn't smell bad! (unless you are gay, then you are excused from that ickyness)

lol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Hitler on the list?

 

[Yub]

That's a trick question, isn't it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. Now what's "Secret"?

 

[Loktar]

Right now, I'm seriously considering hiring a hooker who would tie you down and smack your arse with a wooden paddle and you urinated blood, Loktar.

If I can drink the urinated blood, you have a deal.

 

[Ishcabittle]

There would be alot more women with smelly pussies and anuses.

i wasn't aware that you could douche your asshole... i thought that was for the front door only.

i've been missing out - years of ass-douches to catch up on.

 

[Gagh]

Bono beats all other arseholes put together by simply existing!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Bono likes to hide small Venezuelan children in his asshole when he flies overseas, it's his little "fuck you" to airport security.

 

[Yub]

I bet he douches after that.