I'm such an idiot...

[Volpone]

My neighbor's little 20 year old daughter came over a half hour ago with some hand-me-down goodies for my roommate's dog.

The roommate and the dog are both out today, so I just stood in the doorway and talked with her before taking the bag.

I should've invited her in and offered her a drink.

Oh, that reminds me. I need to stop by the store. I'm almost out of Rohypnol. :ramen:

 

[Cassie]

She's old enough to pee.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is she hot, then?

 

[I Love Cunt]

She must be pretty fucked up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because she donates dog goodies?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You must have a rather old roommate.