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I'm undressed

I'm repressed, oppressed, knee-pressed and freshly pressed.

Otherwise, I'm in a pretty good mood!
 
Party like it's 1899!

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The history of undress. Surely.

People were only completely nekkid in Biblical times, before "the Fall." We're talking Old Testament/Genesis shit here.

There was a little bit of skin during the Greek/Roman era, then Constantine embraced Christianity like a little bitch, which eventually gave birth to the Dark Ages and we were lucky to even catch sight of a woman's ankle. During the Renaissance, Leonardo da Vinci had to rely on buggering corpses to get a little satisfaction.

After that we were pretty much fully-clothed until Bettie Page met Irving Klaw.

And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
The history of undress. Surely.

People were only completely nekkid in Biblical times, before "the Fall." We're talking Old Testament/Genesis shit here.

There was a little bit of skin during the Greek/Roman era, then Constantine embraced Christianity like a little bitch, which eventually gave birth to the Dark Ages and we were lucky to even catch sight of a woman's ankle. During the Renaissance, Leonardo da Vinci had to rely on buggering corpses to get a little satisfaction.

After that we were pretty much fully-clothed until Bettie Page met Irving Klaw.

And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY.
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Not bad, but yours lacks scope: I think you missed key areas, especially in North America and Australia.

And Easter Island. They ran around naked all the time. Except when they were carving Moai. (Which were perfect replicas of the island's inhabitants.)

When it got cold, they perished after unsuccessfully trying to huddle into a large ball. Many were smothered to death...

Knowledge is power.
 
I chose to exclude the lesser-brained savages that comprise the "Native Americans/Indians" of North America, the navel-gazing Maya, the big-headed aboriginal dreamwalkers of "down under," the tongue-clickers with bones-in-their-noses of Africa, repressed and demented "sand niggers" (who have NEVER gone nekkid), "snow niggers" (those nose-rubbing, polar bear-humping Eskimo), the kwazy kamikaze martial arts-practicing fishermen of the orient, and the alien-deposited denizens of Rapa Nui (among others) because because I'm a tall blond aryan homo-killing racist with a penchant for berzerker rages and strawberry Pop Tarts.

And the less said about the Assyrians, the better.

But, yes, Moai are very KEWL. Especially the ones that wore hats. You were right to bring it up.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
I chose to exclude the lesser-brained savages that comprise the "Native Americans/Indians" of North America, the navel-gazing Maya, the big-headed aboriginal dreamwalkers of "down under," the tongue-clickers with bones-in-their-noses of Africa, repressed and demented "sand niggers" (who have NEVER gone nekkid), "snow niggers" (those nose-rubbing, polar bear-humping Eskimo), the kwazy kamikaze martial arts-practicing fishermen of the orient, and the alien-deposited denizens of Rapa Nui (among others) because because I'm a tall blond aryan homo-killing racist with a penchant for berzerker rages and strawberry Pop Tarts.
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Well, that's perfectly understandable. The Pop Tarts in particular.

And the less said about the Assyrians, the better.
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Damn you, I was just about to bring them up. Fuck it.

No, just fuck it.

But, yes, Moai are very KEWL. Especially the ones that wore hats. You were right to bring it up.
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It seemed relevant.
 
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