Imagine you were stuck in a Groundhog Day type repeating day but...

[CaptainWacky]

The previous day you'd injured your cock from wanking too much (we all know what that's like!) so in the Groundhog Day your cock is still too damanged to wank so you're trapped in this one day forever and you can never wank again (or have sex I guess that's a thing too.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

And also you have no crisps in the house so every day you have to go out and buy some crisps so that you have crisps in the house.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be Hell!

 

[whisky]

Injured cock and no crisps make Rich something something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also it's a day Susie isn't working.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the kind of day I would head for the clocktower with the AK-41. Even if the day wasn't resetting/repeating.

(NOTE: I WOULD NOT DO THIS I'M JUST JOKING ON THE INTERNET ARENT WEBS FUN OH THOSE MEdsl;k

 

[Mirah]

Y'all need to mellow out mmmkay

No one is going to hurt their cocks, just keep on wanking mmkay

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's not what the Bible says.