Imagine you woke up and you were Margaret Thatcher!

[Dual]

Well?

 

[CaptainWacky]

she is old and likely to die soon

 

[Dual]

So what would you do??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Walk around punching people in the face.

 

[Thrusty]

i would immediatley start redecorating

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would drink tea and bemoan my chronic vaginal dryness.

 

[Cassie]

I'd run around shouting "MY CRUMPETS ARE CRUMBLING!" in everyone's face. What are they gonna do, I'M MARGARET FUCKING THATCHER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd contact the Daily Mail and says "muslims...they're coming!" then hang-up, then be satisified to read the headline "MUSLIMS...THEY'RE COMING TO KILL US" in the morning.