Imagine you woke up and you were Michael Jackson!

[Dual]

You roll over and see the little boy in your bed. What next?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which little boy?

 

[Dual]

Just some random Mexican kid. He seems to be about 6 years old.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will he get auctioned off along with the rest of Neverland?

 

[Dual]

You're Michael now, you get to decide.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SELL IT ALL, I'LL JUST RENT FROM NOW ON CHAMON!

 

[whisky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I no see da picky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd realise the boy had been planted there by his family to make me look bad and kick him out.

 

[Cassie]

I'd change his name to Duvet, and go outside to play.

 

[headvoid]

I check my pants to see what surgery I've done on my cock.

I then call up some sensationalist journalist and go on a shopping spree, I'm sure that will look good on the telly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looking good on the telly, can't really say it's my primary objective.

 

[headvoid]

To be honest I think I would probably become a recluse and spend my time somewhere nice and hot... oh yes, that is what he has done.

 

[Loktar]

I'd invite Maculay Culkin over to my bedroom and make Home Alone 5.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd do that even if I wasn't Michael Jackson.

 

[Toxicdistortion]

i'd shoot myself

 

[starbys]

Wouldn't you wait and see if he was afraid of you first?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Give the rights to all the Beatles songs back to their rightful owners

 

[Ilyanna]

I'd kick the kid out of bed, go and sue my plastic surgeons, then get me a decent nose job. Or kill myself. Depends on if I've already swallowed my antidepressant.

 

[Cassie]

They're auctioning off Neverland!