Important message from your daddy

[alabaster]

Listen up douchebags. I have a busy day ahead of me so before I get busy or forget

I hope you all have a merry Christmas.


Thats all for now. I look forward to p0wning you soon.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I bought you a fruitcake.

 

[alabaster]

I bought you a fruitcake.

You bought Gagh? I hope you didn't pay too much.

What is it about fruit cake and peoples aversion to it? When I was a kid we'd get fruit cake, nobody liked it or ate it...except for me. What the fuck is citron made from? my grandfather liked fruit cake, he taught me to soak it in rum, even the cheapest of fruitcakes become very eatable with enough captain morgan spiced rum.


Good times.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Hmmm... soaked in rum, huh?

How come I never thought of that? All those fruitcakes I tossed....

 

[alabaster]

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade...when life gives you fruit cake you get drunk...and send me some nekkid pictures of miss tanner

 

[jack]

Where's your neck Al? I need to make a Special Xmas XDelivery.