"In 2008, maybe they ought to put a WRESTLER in the White House!"

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, Jesse Ventura, speaking at the 2004 WWE Hall Of Fame, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, YOU BASTARD?

 

[Cassie]

The Rock and Steve Austin could run on the wrestler's ticket!! They'd dropkick Hilary, and piledrive Giuliani, and chokeslam Obama, they give Edwards the atomic elbow... (lol I ran out of wrestling moves)

 

[CaptainWacky]

And neither of them do any of those moves (well, Austin did the piledriver very rarely, usually reversed to a backdrop on the outside of the ring.)

 

[Cassie]

I don't know who does what move anymore, BUT THEY COULD DO THOSE MOVES IF THEY WANTED TO!

 

[FBI parte due]

Ventura decided not to run after he realized that people would probably hurt his feelings by asking him to STUN THE HOMELESS PROBLEM and PILEDRIVE UNEMPLOYMENT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and he was INEPT.

 

[Dr Dave]

STONE COLD STUNNER!

 

[Henoch]

Wacky is always so wise IMFO!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

yeah...great