In case you were considering it...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Watch A Video of a Guy Getting His Balls Tattooed, Now’s Your Chance

 

['Gear]

It's weird. You're like psychic or something.

Goddamn right I would!

 

['Gear]

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LOL here's a man in a tattoo shop getting his ballsack inked up, but chooses to have the decency to keep his cock hidden in his pants. WTF People? WTF?

 

[I Love Cunt]

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I know right, and then he doesn't even show us what the tattoo was, does he? I was sort of fast forwarding it. But man he sure does like to look at his balls a lot doesn't he. Is that normal?!?!?!

 

['Gear]

I like to look at my balls, but I'm not anyway near normal.

 

[Ilyanna]

Spoiler

LOL here's a man in a tattoo shop getting his ballsack inked up, but chooses to have the decency to keep his cock hidden in his pants. WTF People? WTF?

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I, personally, strongly suspect that it is this kind of ambivalent relation to the individual parts of human genitals that lies at the root of the disintegration of humanity's capability to have unadulterated, simple fun.

 

[Loktar]

I like to look at my balls, but I'm not anyway near normal.

I'd like to look at my balls, but there is a big thick flap of skin in the way.

 

['Gear]

Forrest through the tree? I'm with you bro.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All men like to stare wistfully at the balls, while cursing the heavens for not making them as accessible as a dog's pair.

 

[jack]

I know, if we could lick them, the female species would become extinct quite quickly.

 

[Loktar]

I know, if we could lick them, the female species would become extinct quite quickly.

lol, indeed. I'm suprised that with artificial insemination technology that the male species hasn't been rendered obsolete yet.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wow

 

['Gear]

I'd like to see em try.

See I know their Achilles heel. They love cock. Not dildos or vibrators or sticks, cucumbers or bottles. Cock. Hot, hard, thick, pounding cock. Can't live without it.

But don't expect the crafty witches to admit it.

 

[Loktar]

...cucumbers...

Women's mysterious love of salad finally solved.

 

[jack]

Wow

I love it when you say that.

 

[Ilyanna]

But don't expect the crafty witches to admit it.

Reverse psychology, man. If we did, you wouldn't be as eager to give it to us any more.

 

[jack]

Women's mysterious love of salad finally solved.

Ain't that the truth

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Reverse psychology, man. If we did, you wouldn't be as eager to give it to us any more.

Bullshit. More often than not it's less about giving to you, and more about taking for us.

 

[Ilyanna]

OK, now I am confused. Are we still talking about cocks here? Are you saying that more and more men take it instead of giving it to women? That's not very good news on the procreation front, is it?

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Hmm...maybe I should have phrased that differently...